• mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


chippychime:

when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

image


solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her


ranchdepressing:

Friendship is not a hotel lobby. You can not check in and out as you please and still expect a friendly greeting.




fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play




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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

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